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Thousands of Optometry Students End Hunger Strike Following Loan Disbursement

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In an unsuccessful attempt to prove resilience and fortitude to financial aid departments nationwide, malnourished optometry students turned pseudo-political activists have ended their “Financial Aid Hunger Strike” instantly following their loan disbursements. “I was on a very healthy carrot and water diet. It was very cost effective and got the job done,” explained first year […]

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Lebron James: “If I Didn’t Play Basketball, I’d be an Optometrist”

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“Dua’s Layer” renamed “JustDua Layer” following Nike sponsorship

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BEAVERTON, OR- In 2013,  Harminder Singh Dua’s research group discovered a 15 micrometer layer of the cornea that had been previously undetected. While the layer was going to be aptly named “Dua’s Layer” after the academic group’s leader, there was a slight change in the moniker. “I was approached by a businessman a few days

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